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Adventure stories from Amish life. Fiction grounded in real customs and traditions.

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Across the Appalachians — Chapter 1: The Last Morning

April 1837. Jakob Miller leaves a home he will never return to.

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Across the Appalachians — Chapter 2: The Flat Land Ends

First ten days — dirt roads and farms. Then the mountains begin.

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Across the Appalachians — Chapter 3: The River

The Susquehanna swollen by spring rains. No ford. No bridge.

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Across the Appalachians — Chapter 4: Wolves

On the third night in the mountains Jakob first heard the howling. By morning a sheep was gone.

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Across the Appalachians — Chapter 5: The Stranger on the Pass

At the pass the column meets a hunter who knows what the map does not.

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Across the Appalachians — Chapter 6: The Storm

Three days of rain. No road. Food running out. Beiler is silent.

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Across the Appalachians — Chapter 7: The Promised Land

Day forty-three. The column emerges from the forest into a clearing. Black earth, a stream, silence.

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Rumspringa — Chapter 1: The Eighteenth Birthday

Elam Stoltzfus gains the right to try the outside world. And he already knows where he'll go first.

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Rumspringa — Chapter 2: The City

Philadelphia. Electric light at night. First hamburger. First loneliness.

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Rumspringa — Chapter 3: The Decision

Six months in the outside world. Elam knows the answer but is afraid to say it.

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The Fire — Chapter 1: Lightning

August, dry storm, and Josiah Troyer's barn is burning.

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The Fire — Chapter 2: Three Days

Saturday they rested. Sunday — service. Monday — work.

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The Fire — Chapter 3: One Day

Six AM. Two hundred men. By sunset — the barn stands.

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From Zurich — Chapter 1: The Prison

1693. Jakob Hochstetler sits in a cell for baptizing adults.

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From Zurich — Chapter 2: The Road

Through the Alps, at night, children in arms. To Alsace.

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From Zurich — Chapter 3: New Land

Alsace took them in. But Jakob knew: it wouldn't last. Next stop — America.

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The Teacher — Chapter 1: First Day

Emma is eighteen. Twenty-three students. No pedagogy textbook, no plan.

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The Teacher — Chapter 2: David

Fourteen-year-old rebel. Last year. Doesn't want school — wants the farm.

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The Teacher — Chapter 3: Snowfall

January blizzard. Children at school. Road closed. Teacher decides.

20

The Auction

Old Moses sells his last horse. A story about letting go.

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The Bridge — Chapter 1: The Request

The English asked Josiah to build a bridge over the creek. The community objects.

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The Bridge — Chapter 2: Building

Two weeks. Oak, stone, sweat. The English stand and watch.

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The Bridge — Chapter 3: The Crossing

Bridge is ready. First across was the school bus.

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The Doctor — Chapter 1: The Book

Rachel found a medical handbook in the attic. She's twelve.

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The Doctor — Chapter 2: The Choice

Eighth grade done. Rachel goes to the midwife.

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The Doctor — Chapter 3: Two Worlds

Rachel stands between Amish midwifery and English medicine. Chooses both.

27

Ice Cream

Amish children try store-bought ice cream for the first time. Unimpressed.

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Electricity

Lightning struck a pole, and electricity came to the Amish for three hours.

29

The Letter

The son who left writes to his father after five years of silence.

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The Quilt

Twenty women. Three thousand patches. One quilt. One story.

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Forgiveness — Chapter 1: The Shot

October 2, 2006. Nickel Mines. A man with a gun enters a school.

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Forgiveness — Chapter 2: The Visit

That same evening the Amish came to the killer's family. With food and forgiveness.

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Forgiveness — Chapter 3: After

They came to Roberts' funeral. The only non-relatives.

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First Snow

November. Benjamin, six, sees the world white for the first time.

35

The Phone Booth

Community phone stands in a field. One for 30 families. Calls — business only.

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Market Day

Saturday. 4 AM. Loading. 10 miles to town. Pies, honey, chairs.

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The English Neighbor

Tim Carpenter moved next to the Amish. First year — culture shock.

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Sunset

Every evening the same. Every evening different. Josiah watches.

39

The Barn Cat

Moses. Orange. 14 years. 47,000 mice. Farm legend.

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The Last Page

Old Moses finished the Bible. 47th time. Starts over.

41

Tornado

June. Sky is green. No sirens. Only eyes and experience.

42

Christmas

No tree, no Santa. One gift. Silence and family.

43

Leaving

Left at 19. After 10 years the world asked: are you happy?

44

The Flood

Creek overflowed. 40 farms. 3 days. Not one call to 911.

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The Tourist

Came for 2 hours. Stayed 2 days. Left changed.

46

The Wedding

Tuesday. November. 300 guests. No rings, no dancing. 12 hours.

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The Second Fire

10 years after the first. Same barn. Same neighbors.

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The Internet

Amish teen saw YouTube. Once. Enough.

49

Hospital Bill

$47,000. Cash. 60% discount. The Amish way.

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Sunrise

Every day. 5 AM. Same person. Same sunrise. Different life.

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The Party

200 Amish teens. Field. Beer. Music from a pickup.

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The Quilt

200 hours. 1,847 patches. Rachel sewed a wedding quilt for her daughter.

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The Blackout

2003. All of Ohio without power. Except the Amish. They didn't notice.

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Auction Day

Farm. 300 lots. 500 people. Someone's life — in boxes for sale.

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The English Teacher

She taught at an Amish school for 1 year. Came back a different person.

56

September 11

Amish learned 3 days later. From a neighbor. Prayed silently.

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Covid

Masks? No. Lockdown? What lockdown? Vaccine? God decides.

58

The Last Farm

One farm left. Suburbs all around. Buggy among Teslas.

59

The Singing

Sunday evening. 30 voices. No instruments. Slower than you think.

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Debt Free

$0 debt. $0 credit. $0 mortgage. How? Simple: don't borrow.

61

The Smartphone

Found in the corn. iPhone. Glowing. What to do with it?

62

1000 Days

1000 days without electricity. An Englishman's experiment. What he learned.

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Two Worlds

The border runs along the road. Left — buggy. Right — Tesla. Same sky.

64

The Third Barn

Three barns in 30 years. Three fires. Three times — community.

65

The Return

Left at 18. Returned at 35. With two kids and no husband.

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The Apple Tree

Planted at 20. First fruit at 25. Best harvest at 50. Like life.

67

The Broken Wheel

10 miles from home. Wheel cracked. No phone, no tow. Just road and stars.

68

Letter to the World

If the Amish wrote one letter to the whole world — what would it say?

69

The Millionth Mile

Bessie walked 40,000 miles. Josiah — the same. Together.

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Good Night

9 PM. Lamp out. Silence. Tomorrow — the same. And that's good.

71

Chess

Forbidden. But Samuel played. In the barn. With a cat as referee.

72

The Library

Hannah read all 47 books in the house. By age 12. What next?

73

The Snowstorm

Teacher. 15 children. 2 miles home. Blizzard.

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The Fence

Between Miller and Yoder — a fence. 200 meters. 40 years. Not one nail replaced.

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Maple Season

February. -5 at night, +5 by day. Sap flows. 40:1. Liquid gold.

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Price of Milk

$1.50/gallon from farmer. $4.50 in store. Who earns $3?

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The Moon

Without light pollution the moon is bright enough to read by.

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A Hundred Years

1926→2026. What changed on this farm? Almost nothing. Almost.

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Birth

3 AM. Midwife. Hot water. Prayer. A boy.

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The Amish and Us

Afterword. Why 80 stories about people we'll never meet?