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👦 Children

Upbringing, games, school, chores. Childhood without screens.

1

Chores

From age 5 — work. Chickens, firewood, dishes. Not punishment — life.

2

Games

No screens, no batteries. Sticks, stones, imagination.

3

School Day

8:30 — 3:30. One room. Ages 6-14. One teacher.

4

Toys

Handmade. Wooden horses, rag dolls, spinning tops.

5

Discipline

Strict but not cruel. A quiet voice scarier than shouting.

6

Teen Rumspringa

16 years. Can try the world. Jeans, phone, parties.

7

One-Room School

20-25 kids, 8 grades, 1 room. Works for 200 years.

8

Eighth Grade

The last. At 14 — adult. Farm or workshop.

9

Siblings

6-8 children is normal. Older raise younger.

10

No Screens

Zero screen time. From birth to death.

11

Birthdays

Quiet. No parties. One gift. Favorite pie.

12

First Job

8 years — first money. Sold eggs at market.

13

Pets

Not like the English. Dog works. Cat catches mice.

14

Three Languages

Pennsylvania Dutch at home. Hochdeutsch in church. English at school.

15

Apprenticeship

14 — to a master. Carpenter, blacksmith, farmer. 4 years — you're a master.

16

Imagination

Without YouTube — invent yourself. Are Amish kids more creative?

17

Snow Day

School closed? No — kids walk. Through the field. Knee-deep.

18

Respect for Elders

Stand when adult enters. Say 'yes, sir.' Don't interrupt.

19

Bedtime

8 PM. No exceptions. No 'five more minutes.'

20

Coming of Age

No single day. A path: from eggs to baptism.